honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him
how is beyonce real. does she not understand the power she has over me. i would rob a bank for her and get caught on purpose just so she can request the prison to send her my mugshots so she can show blue what kind a man she should stay away when she grow up
Not when you are laying around the house, not when you go to the grocery store, not when you sit in a classroom, not when you go to the gym. You are never obligated to get dressed up just so you are pretty for others.
Pretty is not the rent you pay to exist in the world as a woman.
i love listening to gordon ramsay say in a nice voice “this is cooked perfectly” it makes me dream about the day i’ll be accepted by my father
(Source: hara-kiri, via winefumes)
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
I get so upset about ferguson because this is an actual thing happening right now and no one if power really seems to care like if the police force were black and we’re tear gassing and shooting white people you know damn well it would have been stopped within a few hours and every police officer would be in custody
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
Pass that milk on over fuckboy I gotta get my calcium up
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
but its important