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Jul 22

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Jul 21

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

(via pvnkyirwin)

galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

(via sniffing)

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

ibrandster:

i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10

(Source: maraghsummer, via fivegum)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via pizza)

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(Source: ultrannoying, via pizza)

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

(via tinyfawnxo)

alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.

(via joshpeck)

gothfag:

medium goth 

gothfag:

medium goth 

(Source: shrugging, via principalprickly)

“Once you stop wanting something, you get it.” — Andy Warhol (via uncomfortable-)

(Source: theweaken, via uncomfortable-)

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