kneel before the ♔asianqueen♔

Jul 28

dearborns:

foxnewsofficial:

they should replace hospital gowns with colourful mexican ponchos because they’re kinda similar and no one could be sad 

if we’re gonna die let’s die looking like a peruvian folk band

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

katiegeewhiz:

I REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

(Source: neilaglet, via joshpeck)

“Art exists because life is not enough.” — Ferreira Gullar (via commegetdesdick)

(Source: tierradentro, via jesussbabymomma)

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relahvant:

when you hear someone talkin shit about your favourite celebrity

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(via sniffing)

richwhitelesbian:

earthkingdomprincess:

in 2014, its going to be 100 years since WWI began

how long until it ends? fuck this war

(Source: mittermeyer, via pizza)

500faggottons:

Nelson why

500faggottons:

Nelson why

(via crimewave420)

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thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via unclefather)

miss-mckibben:

Justin Bieber fans trying to defend everything he does.

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(via sniffing)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via unclefather)

(Source: reallylameblog, via unclefather)

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via ohdearsir)

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