worlds most cynical art student
that title is a feat in itself
darn it i just saw a private part on the internet
i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10
(Source: maraghsummer, via fivegum)
how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”
(Source: ultrannoying, via pizza)
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
Teens always look terrified as customers.
I am always terrified as a customer.
(Source: shrugging, via principalprickly)
Once you stop wanting something, you get it. — Andy Warhol (via uncomfortable-)
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